!Friday, August 11, 2006
Listen up, this might be the most sensationally striking piece of philosophy you have ever seen in your entire life.
TEN ALL-IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS WE CAN LEARN FROM EMILY OF EMERALD HILL
1. When ordering cakes from a patisserie, it's always good to assume a posh accent.
2. It takes three weeks to get to England by boat.
3. Try not to force anybody out of horseriding- it's an obsessive sport.
4. Getting eighth in class when your older cousin got eleventh is not bad at all.
5. If you suspect your husband is visiting his mistress instead of going on an overseas trip, always check if his car is parked next to his mistress' house. Yes, and guys being dumb makes it to the 100000001th reason why women should rule the Earth.
6. The way to a man's heart is through is stomach. Be prepared to whip up a mean babi buah keluak in exchange for your husband's devotion.
7. Cows have udders. Ok we didn't learn that from EOEH, but it was an important fact from Chinese.
8. Always wear a pink coat when you are thinking about younger times, it makes you look younger. Just like how Barbie does to girls.
9. Remember, always remember, that when you are buying prawns you must squat down to examine the uncle's baskets cause you'd never know, he might be hiding big ones underneath.
10. Stop reading, and learn how to cook. And no, instant noodles don't count.
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